Adulting: 1 Star – Would Not Recommend Tee

Bills. Burnout. Group texts about team bonding.

This tee says what we’ve all been thinking: Adulting is overrated and difficult AF.

It’s not the freedom we imagined at 12 — it’s paperwork, existential dread, and being excited about buying a new sponge.

If being an adult were a Yelp review? 1 star. Would not recommend. 👎

Wear it to therapy, Target, or your next “this should’ve been an email” meeting.

Let the world know you’re doing your best — and that’s saying a lot.

Because adulthood came with no manual, no refund policy, and zero chill.

🧵 Product Details:

✔ Crew neckline with a bold front graphic

✔ Short sleeves for a classic, comfortable fit

✔ Premium Fabric for all-day wear:

  🖤 Black & White Tees: 100% Cotton – soft, breathable, and durable

  🖤 Grey & Other Colors: Poly-Cotton Blend – perfect balance of comfort and stretch

✔ Unisex Fit – Sizes XS–3XL (Larger sizes available upon request)

✔ Perfect for: burnout brunches, surviving Mondays, and canceling plans

🖤 Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with like colors

🖤 No bleach—preserve that bold print

🖤 Tumble dry low for long-lasting wear

Why You Need This Shirt:

Because adulting is ghetto, and someone needs to say it out loud.

Let the shirt do the talking while you mentally check out.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Because your voice is tired and this shirt speaks fluently.