FALSE ALARM, FUCK HER HAT

She said she was real, but she folded faster than a dollar store lawn chair.

False. Alarm.

This one’s for the heartbreak survivors, the emotionally unavailable, and the “never again” crowd.

Wear it as a warning label or a confession — either way, it’s facts over feelings now.

This printed cap is sure to be a favorite with your group. Choose your favorite from our variety of colors for a customized and fashionable look.

Details
- This hat features a graphic on the front
- 100% polyester foam front
- 100% nylon mesh back
- Structured
- Mid-profile, 3.5” crown
- Pre-curved visor with braid detailing
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Five-panel

Care
- Machine Wash Cold – Gentle with Like Colors - No Bleach – Tumble Dry Low