FUCK IF THE GRASS IS GREENER... HOW MUCH IS RENT OVER THERE?

F*ck if the Grass is Greener — What’s the Rent Lookin’ Like?

Listen — we’re not over here drooling over someone else’s lawn.

Because half the time, that “greener grass” is spray painted turf sitting on shaky soil.

The truth is, folks love to jump ship the minute things get tough — chasing aesthetics without asking the real questions.

Like… what’s the rent over there?

What’s the emotional toll?

What’s the maintenance plan?

This tee is for the ones who understand that sometimes the glow-up comes with hidden fees. That “better” ain’t always real — and that you should probably finish watering your own lawn before tryna lease somebody else’s.

Wear this shirt as a warning label:

I’m not impressed by surface-level sparkle — I read the fine print.

Product Details:

✔ Crew neckline with bold front graphic

✔ Short sleeves for a no-nonsense fit

✔ Premium Fabric for everyday wear

  🖤 Black & White Tees: 100% Cotton – soft, breathable, built to last

  🖤 Grey & Other Colors: Poly-Cotton Blend – comfy with just enough stretch

✔ Unisex Fit – Sizes XS–3XL (larger sizes available by request)

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Don’t just chase the grass — check the rent.