MAYBE THE GRASS SEEMS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT OVE

Maybe the Grass Looks Greener Because You Ain’t Over There F*ckin’ It Up Yet

Let’s keep it a buck.

Sometimes the grass ain’t greener — it’s just untouched. Unbothered. Un-chaotic. Because you ain’t brought your patterns, your excuses, your emotional clutter, your drama, your mess, your ass into it yet.

Yeah. Let that marinate.

This shirt? It’s for everybody — men, women, and anybody else who keeps thinking the problem is always the environment and never the energy they bring to it.

It’s for the ones who’ve hopped from person to person, job to job, vibe to vibe — thinking the next thing will fix what only some real growth can.

Don’t ditch your own lawn just because it’s patchy.

Don’t walk away from the dirt before you even try watering it.

And don’t let the fake turf fool you — some of that sht is just plastic and angles.*

If it hit your ego before it hit your cart… good. That means it’s working.

Product Details:

✔ Crew neckline with a whole read across the chest

✔ Short sleeves made for hot takes and hard truths

✔ Premium Fabric for everyday wear:

🖤 Black & White: 100% Cotton – soft, bold, breathable

🖤 Colors: Poly-Cotton Blend – for the ones who like comfort with their chaos

✔ Unisex Fit – Sizes XS–3XL (more sizes available upon request)