“Hello, can you hear me?” “I can hear you, can you…” “Hello? “Sorry, the signal here is…” “Hello?” “Can you hear me now?” “Hello?
Lol, Instant hearing loss. That’s what happens when the texts roll in saying:
"Can you do me a favor?"
and
"WYA right now?"
Because 9 times outta 10… the answer is no and nowhere near you.
This shirt speaks for the folks who mysteriously lose signal the moment someone gets needy, entitled, or starts asking for something that’s gonna mess with your peace, your time, or your gas tank.
We’re not ignoring you — we’re preserving our energy. Big difference.
So next time someone dials your number with “Hey, quick favor…” energy? Just point to the shirt and let the cotton do the declining.
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Product Details:
✔ Crew neckline with a crispy, bold front graphic
✔ Short sleeves for a classic, comfy fit
✔ Premium Fabric made for all-day petty peace:
🖤 Black & White Tees: 100% Cotton – soft, breathable, and durable
🖤 Grey & Other Colors: Poly-Cotton Blend – soft with a little stretch, just like your patience
✔ Unisex Fit – Sizes XS–3XL (Larger sizes available upon request)
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Why You Need This Shirt:
Because “Can you do me a favor?” is the universal panic button for people who only call when they need something. Let your shirt say what your side eye already did.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
And let the static take it from here.
